Screwed Squared: Pathetic

Friday, November 1, 2013

Pathetic

You know that feeling when you haven't pleased yourself in so long you forget what an orgasm feels like?

No? Just me?

Alright then.

-CrazyK

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About Us

CrazyK and BoringBlonde have been best friends since the 5th grade. They met at a Christian school and knew, even at that age, that they didn't belong there. Despite being polar opposites, and the 2,550 miles between them, they still manage to get screwed in the dating department.

CrazyK: I call myself "the grenade". Blondie doesn't like it when I say that.

I'm neurotic, anxiety-ridden and totally screwed up. I'm a country girl one week, a femme fatale the next. I've moved constantly, and I can never find a place to put my hat. I (used to) believe in love, until love actually decided to slap me in the face.

BoringBlonde: If life gives you lemons, have salt, tequila, and wait for someone comment on how lemons damage your enamel. Not to mention you would have rather had limes, but whatever.

I just got my B.A. from a decent university. I've modeled off and on since I was 15. I am neurotic, mildly sadistic, and prefer to tell people as little as possible about myself.

I try my best to shrug off everything, literally, and seem to do the best with my garments. "Every photographer wants to shoot you naked." I am not really sure what all the fuss is about.

The one thing I am sure of is that if the gods exist, they have a sick sense of humor.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Pathetic

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