Saturday, August 31, 2013

Will you still love me when I am no longer young and F***able?



Apparently not...

How many relationships can end with "I am falling in love with you and..."

Essentially, I am not worth being friends with if you can't f*** me...?

Awesome.

Ok, I understand not wanting to be friends if you are "at war with yourself everytime I'm near," but we seriously need to work out better divorce terms.

Like shared custody.

You can't take my best friend with you...

Sometimes after you stop balling over the heartache and the way someone could play into your dark insecurities (Am I doing something to incite this behavior?), you have to just laugh.

How ridiculous is life? Rhetorical.


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