I, CrazyK, on August 22 2013 do hereby bet (see: wager, gamble) that BoringBlonde will be married (see: wed, bought or ball-and-chained) before I am. The wage is $50 to be paid on day of wedding.
Not only because I seem to be completely incompetent when it comes to catching a man, but Blondie is in denial about her self-proclaimed idea of love. Also, Blondies desire to acquire babies is a ticking time bomb.
Additionally, after watching my sister get married from the deep belly of the audience, Blondie is my last and only chance of being a Maid of Honor in my life. I will not be succumbed with the knowledge that Blondie will never, ever, ever get married, because it must be so. Imagine the parties.
And so it is written.
ReplyDeleteA) WFT I thought you were kidding about this.
B) I am not paying you $50 during anyone's wedding toast ever.
C) Love is a great rush of endorphins, oxytocin, opiods, and sex hormones. I deny my ability to maintain that and a stable relationship over time and think stability is more important than a two parent home for aforementioned babies.
D) Babies can be acquired many ways that do not involve marriage!
E) How bout you just through me a perpetual bachelorette party?